If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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