That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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