"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
