it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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