is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wear drunk well.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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