He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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