Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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