look no pants
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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