Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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