How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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