Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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