I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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