I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
