Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
there is glitter all over my balls
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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