I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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