I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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