I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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