Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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