Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
The Olympian is in my bed
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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