God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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