ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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