glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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