my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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