you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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