Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You're a disaster
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