There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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