think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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