i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
