remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
