Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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