fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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