i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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