i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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