Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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