life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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