I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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