no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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