Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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