You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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