dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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