Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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