You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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