I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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