That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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