We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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