actually, I'm a sock model
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
