This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
