Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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