I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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