That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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