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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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