we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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