I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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